Brad Jensen · The Sober Bodybuilder · Paid Heva partner

Brad Jensen × Heva

Train hard. Know your numbers.

SOBERLABS30 is applied: 30% off every panel for new customers. Health Assessment $499 $349.30

What you get with Heva labs

  • We come to you

    A licensed phlebotomist does your blood draw at home, at work, or anywhere convenient.

  • Your results, explained

    A 1:1 review of every result with a Heva health coach, ending in a clear next step.

  • A 20-page report

    Your Functional Health Report shows where you stand across hormones, metabolism, heart, nutrients, and immunity.

  • Track it over time

    Your biomarkers live in your Heva portal so you can see what changes with every retest.

Get started

Talk to us.

Tell us a little about yourself and pick a time. We’ll answer your questions and help you choose the right panel. It’s free, with no commitment.

Step 1 of 3

First, what should we call you?

SOBERLABS30 works on all three

Choose your panel.

The Hormone and Metabolic panels together are $204. For $295 more, the Health Assessment covers hormones, metabolism, heart, nutrients, and immunity in one at-home draw, plus a 20-page Functional Health Report.

Most complete · Best value

The Heva Health Assessment

Your Complete Biomarker & Metabolic Diagnostic Bundle

We come to you.Your blood draw happens at your home, your office, or anywhere convenient, usually within a couple of days of ordering.

The full picture across hormones, metabolism, heart, nutrients, and immunity. The one we recommend for most people.

$499$349.30one-time with SOBERLABS30

No membership required

Our guarantee: clear, actionable next steps, or your money back.

  • Comprehensive lab panel (90+ biomarkers)
  • At-home blood draw — a phlebotomist comes to you
  • 20-page Functional Health Report
  • 1:1 results review with your Heva health coach
  • Ongoing portal access to track your biomarkers over time

In areas without mobile draws, you’ll visit a nearby lab instead.

Get your Health Assessment

Basic Hormone Panel

A focused check of your key hormone levels.

$129$90.30one-time with SOBERLABS30

69+ biomarkers

Our guarantee: clear, actionable next steps, or your money back.

  • Testosterone (free, bioavailable, total), SHBG, estradiol
  • FSH, LH, prolactin, and TSH
  • Matched to your profile: PSA for men; progesterone and AMH for women
  • Walk-in lab visit (at-home draw not included)
  • 1:1 results review with a Heva health coach, included
View Basic Hormone Panel

Metabolic Panel

Core metabolic markers like blood sugar, cholesterol, and kidney and liver function.

$75$52.50one-time with SOBERLABS30

5 marker groups

Our guarantee: clear, actionable next steps, or your money back.

  • Blood sugar: glucose, insulin, HbA1c
  • Standard lipid panel
  • Kidney and liver function, plus a complete blood count
  • Walk-in lab visit (at-home draw not included)
  • 1:1 results review with a Heva health coach, included
View Metabolic Panel

At-home blood draw is included with the Heva Health Assessment only. The Hormone and Metabolic panels use a walk-in lab visit.

How it works

  1. 1

    Order your panel

    Pick a panel. SOBERLABS30 is already in your cart.

  2. 2

    We come to you.

    Your blood draw happens at your home, your office, or anywhere convenient, usually within a couple of days of ordering.

  3. 3

    Review with a coach

    About 7 days from first message to results. A Heva health coach walks you through every result 1:1.

Questions

What’s in the Heva Health Assessment?

90+ biomarkers across hormones, metabolism, heart, nutrients, and immunity. A phlebotomist comes to you for the draw, and you get a 20-page Functional Health Report, a 1:1 results review with a Heva health coach, and portal access to track your biomarkers over time.

How does the code SOBERLABS30 work?

It takes 30% off any of the three panels. Shop from this page and it’s already in your cart; you can also enter it at checkout. It’s for new Heva customers and works once per person.

Do I need a membership or insurance?

No. Every panel is a one-time purchase with no membership. The Health Assessment is HSA/FSA eligible.

How fast do I get results?

Your blood draw happens at your home, your office, or anywhere convenient, usually within a couple of days of ordering. About 7 days from first message to results. In areas without mobile draws, you’ll visit a nearby lab instead.

Who goes over my results?

A Heva health coach walks you through them 1:1. If your results point to treatment, you can book a consult with our clinical team.

Stop guessing. Get the full picture.

Brad Jensen is a paid Heva partner. His experience is his own, and individual results vary.